Is that even possible?

And I wonder that they did after they smoked pot.

Yeah, but what they don't mention is that it was Mr. Potato Head they dug up.

Clearly the smoking pot was an after-thought. I mean, who would be able to put in that much labor while already high? I think they did not steal the corpse primarily to smoke, but saw the skeleton and said "Hey, we're already royally fucked if we get caught, so let's have fun with it..."

Not that it's RIGHT, any of it...but still.

Later that day, the International Association of Head Shop Merchants (IAHSM) announced a meeting to find a new name.

What the hell were they smoking?

HOW?

@Lewis: HA! Beautiful.

No really, a human head has like 7 holes. A bong has two. Also, what stage of decomposition was the head in? Because I think that would matter. I want logistics, dammit.

I've used apples, soda bottles, milk cartons, tin foil, a golf club, a hockey stick, a ceramic frog yard decoration, and a fish tank. Didn't think about asking ol' grandpa for help.

Gives new meaning to the term "Head shop"

duuuuuuuuuuuuuude

@moneyries: You just raided his garage instead?

the two and a half men cast really needs to cool it

The special effects department at Law and Order is seriously psyched right now.

Well. That certainly is something.

@hortense: Bingo.

Guess they couldn't get their hands on any salvia.
SEE what happens?

This is only slightly darker than the shit that two guys and a girl got into.

@Conbon: I hope they just filled it with weed and freebased it. Wasteful, but judging by the circumstances I'm not sure they were going for practicality.

@Conbon: Ewww. That made me contemplate what the 7 holes are, which of course let me to the visual image of them inhaling from the head's eye-socket. Thanks for that.

@Helman: You're welcome! Also, there are really 8. Neckhole. I forgot neckhole. But I suppose at a certain point the mouth isn't really a hole anymore, at least not one adaptable to these purposes. So the mystery continues...

@Conbon: I have a macabe picture of the skull being used as a sort of pot censer.

Has anybody thought of making a BONG out of a BONG?

@moneyries: A hockey stick?

@Conbon: I can only think of four (that could apply), the foramen magnum for the spinal cord, the nasal cavity, and the optic canal. The biggest being the foramen magnum that would probably be where they puckered up to. They most likly used the optic canal as their "bowl" and used the superior orbital fissure to...wow, Human Anatomy really was a useful class.

@Dickdogfood: Have you ever really thought about...I mean...like really thought about...whoa. Hold on.

@valarmorghulis: You forgot the valar morghulis, located at the crown chakra, where spiritual insight enters the brain.

@fiveinchtaint: You mean in the pizza parlor?

@Obviously Not Omniscient: It's actually located around three feet south of there, but it totally is where spiritual insight enters the brain.

@valarmorghulis: What about the ears?

@Conbon: nah, the internal auditory meatus only carries nerves and would be too small. You might want to plug it though. I did forget about the mastoid foramen, whouch would be plenty big enough and you have two of, so six.

Now THAT'S Goth!

i dont believe it.

@valarmorghulis: LOVE IT.
Also see:
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Alas, poor Yorick... he got me waaaaaaaasted.

Did the ghost of the deceased help the juvenile ace his SAT?

@valarmorghulis: So the guy who made a cigarette vanish by shoving it into his ear really IS magic?

Alas, poor Yorick! I smoked him, Horatio.

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@Hez:

Sorry, missed yours. Great minds and all that...

@Conbon: Nope, either a mutant, or his fingers+palm= larger than a cigarette (I'm actually hoping mutant).
@Hez: On most excellent fancy.

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He'll steal your woman
He'll smoke your head

They asked somebody where they could find a bong.

And the guy answered, "go find a deadhead."

So they did.

More pot is smoked per capita in Houston than anywhere else in the state.

(That would have been funnier five hours ago when I first tried to say it.)

I don't get what the big deal is.

CSI: Gross

I love how the article casually mentions that all three boys are home schooled. Because home schooling is the devil!

That's so Houston.

i thought smoking pot was supposed to stop kids from getting so bored that they resort to sociopathic shenanigans?