Didn't we just learn yesterday that public urination isn't a crime, but that really people caught doing this are charged with indecent exposure? I want him to be charged with that instead: it suits him so much better.

I think Fabian is a bladder problem.

I suppose they were out of Absolut and cranberry.

Hah, he won't last long in the can.

Or maybe not. Does he have practice being a bottom? Maybe this is an opportunity for him.

Uromicitisis is not anything to laugh about!

It's really hard to pee in LA.

The long lines for doing drugs in the bathrooms, for example. Anyone who actually wants to pee has to go outside.

I weirdly sound like I'm defending him...

This almost makes up for your thievery of my painfully obvious joke yesterday in your Hachette post ([gawker.com]).

Chuck Bass called. He wants his date-rapey gape back.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Wrong post, dipshit.

Sorry, Richard.

@Koreanish: I weirdly felt like I was defending him, too, when I thought the same thing. Then I decided that the peeing part wasn't the problem here, the getting verbally abusive to the cops when you already have an outstanding warrant is the problem.

Pfft!

What, no piss butler?!

He's one of the poors now.

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

A bladder problem? He should wear a bag.

What happened to that diplomatic immunity he was so proud of during Filthy Rich Cattle Drive?