Please take this logic on step further, Ryan.

Move to Alaska. Live in your car.

Then fucking freeze to death.

Does anyone else notice the physical resemblance to Robert Frost?

Laughing at Jewels peoms whilst drinking Boone's Farm is how I spent high school.

"If Jewel can have bad teeth, I can too."

@contradicto: I spent mine smoking dope and watching mr. show.

@kokotaylor:

+ Watch video

@Priam: I guess I should have stopped hanging out with all the theater arts nerds, then.

Let's
hope
that in
his book
, Kurt
Loder
doesn't find
any
grammatical
mistakes.

I use "If Jewel can do it" for my every day decisions, such as whether or not to walk around in jeans and a bra, or to sing with Jessica Simpson. I think Adams should walk around in jeans and a bra.

Does this mean he's also going to get fake boobs and a nosejob?

If his poetry is anything like his music I can buy the book and throw away the Ambien prescription.

@TheHonJudgeSmails:
wait, Jewel died?

@mitchel_stevens: I inserted a paragraph break.

But, she is dead, metaphorically, at least?

Whatever, haters. I will buy this book. I will love this book. I will die for this book.

@TheHonJudgeSmails:
Yeah, but metaphorically I'm riding the Cloverfield monster and waving a gigantic sword in the air as I battle King Ghidorah.

i mean, that's how i feel about my morning coffee and cigarette.

anyone can write a book of poetry. the trick is getting people to read it.

@debord at work:

Ode to a Pay Toilet

Here I sit
so broken hearted
Payed a quarter
and only farted.

Those tits can't sell books.

@Priam: see, i stopped at the title. ryan adams won't even get that far with me.

The following are my guesses on the repeated thematic elements within Ryan's future published poetry.

-Ryan Adams
-Metal
-Sobriety
-Ryan Adams