Instantly, the photographer turned to stone.

In a coincidental twist, that is also what happens when she looks at Rupert's "Media Measuring Stick."

Come on lady, we know you aren't married to him because he is an awesome lay. Pfft.

She should have let him finish his sentence, before turning him to stone. He was going to say "Your husband looks well, compared to John McCain."

Why was Julia Allison BANNED from the event?

[soupsoup.tumblr.com]

Mo Gul Guy Panned

I can't decide - Anna May Wong [www.hollywoodphotoshop.com]
or Titicaca from Ab Fab...

Woman Still Perturbed That ED Medication Was Not Anticipated During Prenup Negotiations

Kala Fed Up With Chandler Jarrell Questions

You. Pay. Now.

Boorish, Delight

Woman in photo thinking: "$$$$$$......"

While playing charades, the couple pantomimed a response to "Marital sex."

I mean, ew. What attractive woman in her right mind would get near that guy without his net-worth? She wins my Shameless Gold Digger Award.

Vote-Rigging Tortoise Man and Golddigging Courtesan Await Rigor Mortis Van

Billionaire Mover-Shaker Aquires High-Functioning Seeing Eye Dog. Unexpected Costs Escalate.

Retouching Fails

Wendy's hopes dashed when her interpretation of 'dirty old man' did not factor 'hygiene' as a variable.

Murdoch and Deng, dang, dong?

Double Feature: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & House of Flying Daggers

Hand Job ends Quickly, Messily

Murdoch Announces New Reality Show, "Flavor of Pepaw"

"Oh, die already, mister. Me love you too long time."

@AndIAmTellingYou: I laughed while groaning... that's just perfect.

Someone misses her daddy.

"I Bet Kimora Doesn't Have to Put Up with This Shit"

"I roll him in flour and look for the wet spot."

Minister of Doublespeak Throws Joi Chen Out of Big Brother House

Deng's New Handbag A Hit.

I tried to write this comment before. It's interesting that the Chinese ideas on what is Chinese and beautiful are very different from the non-Chinese ideas on what is Chinese and is beautiful.

Ms. Deng is not accomplishing anything in this regard.

@Shariahpants: I agree with you, although, pretty much anything standing next to that warm pile of dough would look pretty attractive.

Without Happy around, Grumpy might not be quite as grumpy.

Wendy's Frosty

And theeeeen?

someone is still waiting for her happy ending.

Kim Jong-il's beaming parents walk the red carpet for the Dear Leader's inauguration.

"...we can spend hours not talking. And we both like soup."

@richardmarxhatesmyhair: lol at the Best in Show line but I think this is the actual quote tho:

"We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."

@EpponneeRae: hee, I kinda like that.

Kill Bond!

@ouiserboudreaux: its been awhile, but perfect for every photo of the hot golddigger wife/almost dead husband scenario.

@richardmarxhatesmyhair: Most definitely - and it was helped with the hysterical delivery of Jennifer Coolidge!

Mogul guy, panned.

mogul guy, panned.

Finally, she doesn't have to wake up next to a limp dick and all those articles he circled for her to read later.