The photoshop possibilities of that photo are endless.

What did Frank have to say about it?

WTF? I dated Jake, too. Two-timer!

This is not a new phenomenon. Amy Carter had a famous dalliance with the Village People's Randy Jones, while Billy Carter lived in a Southern California "health resort" for several years in the company of Clayton Moore.

That wasn't the Clinton I was expecting, mostly because she's female . . .

@angelheadedhipster: Bill? George?

Wow. I just imagined the sex and my head fell off. Good thing I can touch-type.*

*I am lying.

Is this revelation the reason why Bill's face is so red?

I heard Julie Nixon had a thing with Tab Hunter.

@Mediahohoho: He was puzzling over why Jake insisted on wearing that human suit.

um this is nothing to do with the actual content of this post but i just found this

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I'd be more likely to believe that Bill dated Maggie.

@allyzay: That was adorable.

BTW, in case people aren't as obsessed with him as I am, those pics are from the night before the Movie That Shall Not be Named beat Brokeback for Best Picture (as determined by old fart Academy members). Supposedly Jakey got roaring drunk.

I heard Margaret Truman nailed one of the Doobie Brothers.

jakeyjakeyjakeyjakeyjakeyjakkeeeeee! ahem. More posts on jake pls, regardless of content, just pictures.