• Everyone hates Priya Venkatesan and everyone wants to bone David Willey.
  
• Some of us have never even seen this show but still, wtf.
  
• The blogs will save New York as they destroy it from the inside.
  
• Matt Drudge threw Hillary Clinton under the blogs. Barack Obama is your new man now, dog. There will be stickers.
  
• Star Jones is mean, but no longer fat. Lindsay Lohan is clean, but no longer... well, she's probably not actually clean.
  
• Why doesn't the Times tell us what she really thinks?
  
• Wednesday was a terrible, terrible day for America.
  
• Bloggers are in trouble. Also they're gullible.
  
• Things are bad at Hachette. And in West Virginia. And maybe on 30 Rock?
  
• Gross.

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