- Everyone hates Priya Venkatesan and everyone wants to bone David Willey.
- Some of us have never even seen this show but still, wtf.
- The blogs will save New York as they destroy it from the inside.
- Matt Drudge threw Hillary Clinton under the blogs. Barack Obama is your new man now, dog. There will be stickers.
- Star Jones is mean, but no longer fat. Lindsay Lohan is clean, but no longer... well, she's probably not actually clean.
- Why doesn't the Times tell us what she really thinks?
- Wednesday was a terrible, terrible day for America.
- Bloggers are in trouble. Also they're gullible.
- Things are bad at Hachette. And in West Virginia. And maybe on 30 Rock?
- Gross.
