
- Everyone hates Priya Venkatesan and everyone wants to bone David Willey.
- Some of us have never even seen this show but still, wtf.
- The blogs will save New York as they destroy it from the inside.
- Matt Drudge threw Hillary Clinton under the blogs. Barack Obama is your new man now, dog. There will be stickers.
- Star Jones is mean, but no longer fat. Lindsay Lohan is clean, but no longer... well, she's probably not actually clean.
- Why doesn't the Times tell us what she really thinks?
- Wednesday was a terrible, terrible day for America.
- Bloggers are in trouble. Also they're gullible.
- Things are bad at Hachette. And in West Virginia. And maybe on 30 Rock?
- Gross.











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The week was a flaming winged creature of trhe night. At least Starbuck is still the the great chick hope for humankind. Now if she can just lead the colonists to Earth before President McCain takes the oath of office.
You and I read almost completely different Gawkers. Weird.
@Mike_Jahn: and before the moon Nazis arrive
@Mike_Jahn: What the hell?? Now you're not dead?
@ian spiegelman: It's alive! It's alive!
Goddamn Pareene, you can resurrect the dead.
Where you been? This week I went through a dizzying whirlwind of logins and stars. I assumed modestly that I was one of the weekend sewing circle you successfully saved.
@Mike_Jahn: -Oh, I thought I was talking to Ian. Sorry.
@Mike_Jahn: I've been enjoying the mental image of Bill Murray clashing swords and wits with Jack Ketch while the "sewing circle" watches.
@Mike_Jahn: @Mike_Jahn: Oh, I was. I'm confused because I'm sitting here waiting for "Doctor Who" to such again.
Wait... no executions this week?! Does this mean I can unpucker my butthole in terror?
@Mike_Jahn: Yeah, but I thought you were forever tied to that nerd-ass new comic book name of yours!
And I can't save anyone... I can only talk them through the resurrection process like some kind of guidance counselor... No one has been saved without actually approaching Sir Kill A Lot, as far as I know.
What, yu don't like Tom Waits?
I did approach Sir Kill A Lot. He was cool.
@Mike_Jahn: At the risk of huge backlash, two people I simply do not enjoy are Tom Waits and Johnny Cash. I just don't care. I think it's part of the same misunderstanding that makes people think I'm a Bukowski fan. Though I like Bukowski much more than Cash or Waits. Just because an artist drinks and is a mess doesn't mean I care. My two favorite writers never drank at all.
@ian spiegelman: They ain't the same people by a long shot.
And right, you didn't drink enough. Also, I happen to like train wrecks. I would love to hoist a tankard with Courtney Love.
@ian spiegelman: Who are your two favorite writers?
@ian spiegelman: the trainwreck theory must be why Mike likes me ;)
@NeverEnough: There were executions today... look for the TLC album cover pic (sorry, it's too hot and humid here for my brain to put the link together).
@Mike_Jahn: Sir Kill a Lot sang Baby Got Whacked, right? [*groan*cackle*sigh*]
@Obviously Not Omniscient: How on earth did I miss that? Thanks for the info. *unclench*
@BalknChain: There are two reasons I like you.
(Your wit and your intellect?
;-)
@Obviously Not Omniscient: Hey, wait, how do I get an instant star? Are you guys reading my mind now, or perhaps you have photos of the GawkerMedia stickers I've been wearing on my forehead at Obama rallies?
@Mike_Jahn: I didn't drink enough? Are you getting foxy on me one day outta the grave?
@BalknChain: You're no train wreck. You're not all there, but you're no train wreck.
@NeverEnough: Louis-Ferdinand Celine and Knut Hamsun.
@Obviously Not Omniscient: Oh, cool. Let's get three guys to stand behind Obama wearing "Yes, I am quietly judging you" tee shirts.
@Mike_Jahn:
"intellect?" is a nice touch ;)
I love you!
@ian spiegelman: them's fightin' words! I don't do anything half-ass!
@Mike_Jahn: niiice
Where is that Ryan?
RYAN!!!@Mike_Jahn: @ian spiegelman: I'm going to see Lewis Black tomorrow night! I'm so excited!
@Mike_Jahn: B-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.
It'll be even better if when they turn around the back of their shirts says, "Your kids won't be as quiet. Vote Obama."
@BalknChain: I meant you are sane! Geez!
@ian spiegelman: It's all in good fun Spiegs. Now don't go gettin all uppity with your elders(me),love.
@Obviously Not Omniscient: I'm slow on the uptake. I just realized the stars aren't for individual comments. Leave for two months and everything changes...
@Obviously Not Omniscient: Speaking of slow on the uptake, were you OC in a previous life?
@BalknChain: Never uppity with you! But I should have retired an hour ago... doing so now! Sooo tired!
Love to all the chaps!
Ian
@ian spiegelman:
9:30 to bed!!!!!!!!!
@ian spiegelman: Nighty, love. I heading up in a few myself. Hasta manana, xoxo
@Un Chien Andalou: Chien!!
@BalknChain: whattttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Un Chien Andalou: on the count of three we shout, RYAN!!
1,2,3..
RYAN!!!!!!!
@ian spiegelman: What about blonde lady space tomboy?!
why are we shouting?
@ian spiegelman: Guidance counselor or camp counselor?
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Twas good advice that got me unKetched (unKaught?). Thank you Spiegs...
@Un Chien Andalou: Cause on the internet you can't see me run in circles
@Mike_Jahn: glad you are afterlifed.
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@Un Chien Andalou: Thanks.
For a moment there I thought you said "afterthought"
Lucille Ball is doing the Vitaminavegaminamin bit on TV's funiest moments. HA!! She is a Goddess.
@Un Chien Andalou: what the hell? heee!
@BalknChain: I'm sitting here watching Doctor Who argue with bald aliens who have linguini coming out of their noses.
@BalknChain: Yep. First I was theobviouschild and then She Blinded Me With Omniscience. This is an obvious compromise between the two.
@ian spiegelman:
Bon voyage au bout de la nuit!
@rosaluxembourgeoise: @BalknChain: @Mike_Jahn: @jackvinyl: @Obviously Not Omniscient: @ian spiegelman:
Ian,
I think gawker should pay for us to represent gawker.com at the mediabistro circus.
@Un Chien Andalou: Alrite. I'll do it but I want to bring Blakeley and shoot one of those Folger's switcheroo commercials, "We switched Laurel Touby's regular feather boa with this boa constrictor, let's see if she can tell..."
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@Obviously Not Omniscient: oh, right, got it :)
I'm showing my kids real cartoons, not the yappy crap that they have now
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Victory Day!
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@Obviously Not Omniscient: I appreciate that you kept your old avatar. Helps the slow-witted ones like myself keep up. And that way I'm not trying to chase you off my lawn along