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Dov Charney Pacing Madly As Usual

NYC blogger-about-town Cajun Boy was minding his business on a bench outside of an American Apparel store on the Lower East Side last weekend, when "a man with thick eyeglasses wearing a blue Member's Only jacket, carrying a denim murse, and generally carrying on like a crazy person" started pacing back and forth on the sidewalk, shouting into a headset. The man's erratic behavior had Cajun Boy convinced he was a maniac about to shoot up the store. Until he got a good look and discovered—spoiler alert—that it was just energetic American Apparel CEO Dov Charney, no doubt engaged in important corporate business! A scary, businesslike man. Not spotted: Dov's poor chihuahua. [Cajun Boy In The City]

2:48 PM on Mon May 12 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
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JudgeFudge at 03:00 PM on 05/12/08
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"What do you mean the price of spandex went up ten cents last week? I don't care if we're in a recesisio- what? Silver lycra too?!! Fuck Me! Okay, okay, get Giorio on the phone, tell him we're giving a green light to the fruit-roll up pants".
MissCast at 03:05 PM on 05/12/08
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Denim man-purse and a Member's Only jacket?

Was he hit on the head and thinks it's 1975?
jenalicious at 03:19 PM on 05/12/08
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@MissCast: do those choices really surprise you?
CaptainHangNail at 03:24 PM on 05/12/08
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Either his dealer was out of coke or he's involved in a new lawsuit. Or both.
BadUncle at 03:24 PM on 05/12/08
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Espadrilled?
rogadelic at 03:32 PM on 05/12/08
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Sorry I'm late. Where should I masturbate?
Yawn at 04:16 PM on 05/12/08
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Douche Charney?
the cajun boy at 05:03 PM on 05/12/08
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now i'm wondering if the dog wasn't what he had in the bag.
misterdirk at 06:05 PM on 05/12/08
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Contents of Dov's murse: copy of John Holmes - A Life Measured in Inches; 75 Mexican passports (ruh roh); Home Depot Purchase Order - One (1) pallet, wood paneling, medium stain; VHS of Dirty Mary & Crazy Larry; platinum ben-wa balls; cancelled deposit check for Gulfstream G650; his (glowing) SOUL.

On the phone: Renee Zelwegger and Timbaland, freaking out
ellagood at 01:26 AM on 05/13/08
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i don't think it's a coincidence that all my AA leggings start ripping at the crouch first.
skahammer at 01:51 AM on 05/13/08
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@ellagood: Whoops, sorry -- no, that's me.

Some cosmic-ray-blastees get cool powers like telekinesis -- I get...that. Yeah, it's more embarrassing than anything.

I never should have left the Earth's atmosphere in the first place. My mom was right.
ellagood at 01:59 AM on 05/13/08
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@skahammer: ok, then i'll hand over all these earwarmer/scarf combos to you.
skahammer at 06:36 AM on 05/13/08
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@ellagood: Come on, I'm a mutated superhero tragically alienated from my fellow humans due to a stroke of cosmically bad fortune -- not the freaking Salvation Army.

Oh, except -- whoops -- that's one of my powers too: garment recycling.

So please just make sure all items are clean -- folding isn't necessary. If you need a receipt, just see the Human Torch at reception. He'll also validate your parking.