Two things I'm noticing about cock-spying New York Post columnist of evil Andrea Peyser: first, her columns are something like 300 words long. Even Post readers could be expected to puzzle through a bit more than that. Second, she's a racist, past even an ironic point of amusement. That's not news, but it does make for some harsh reading first thing in the morning. It's hard to tell whether she's a just-showing-off Ann Coulter-style racist, or a real nitty gritty racist from birth, but either way, she gets the job done. For racism! Today, she takes a bold, racist stance on rappers, what with all their shooting guns and hurling Blackberries and who knows what else. They're not even people; they're just "things":
This time, the rapper was something that calls herself Remy Ma, who was sentenced yesterday to a mere eight years in prison for shooting a friend, Makeda Barnes-Joseph, because she thought the woman took money."Motherf- - -er!"
No, that wasn't Remy. That was something who calls himself Papoose
[via the Post, something that calls itself a paper]









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Well done. She IS the columnist of evil.
Well, in her defense, if she wasn't white, stupid and bitter about not being paid for words where she has to leave out letters in the middle, she might not be quite as harsh.
It's so much easier to hate things. But ... Post and one of its writers racist a big surprise? For reals? Sooner or later we have to come to term with the fact that the "great Republican revolution" of the past 30 years has had just one toxic fuel. It's the reason a black man will never be elected president of this country, no matter how hopeful some of us feel at times this year. When push comes to shove, white people will vote their fears, which are so easy to exploit.
Weird because "Change Gon' Come (50 Shots)" is her favorite song.
@Mediahohoho: Also, this could have been very easily re-worked to reflect MoDo's masterwork today.
@Mediahohoho: I'm reading this comment while listening to "I wish I had a river I could skate a way on ..." Is the universe trying to tell me something?
DISGUSTING PAL'S 'PAP' SMEARS
It's a clever pun in context, because...no wait, what the fuck?
I hereby revoke the humanity of anybody that produces techno. I am convinced it's just computers plotting world domination with subliminal messages.
I didn't think emo guys smiled...
Time for Bush to invade Peyser. She is an axis of evil right? Just might have a weapon of mass destruction in her c**ch. Or that is her weapon, along with her mouth.
When I found out Andy Williams was an android, I really didn't have a problem with it.
@Helman: Rabid right wing pundits are this country's Sith Column.
Rumor has it Andrea once purchased Fear of a Black Planet thinking it had another message.
There's nothing more admirable than employing a fluff medium as a vehicle for airing personal prejudices. This makes the work of, say, critics look dignified by comparison. What a sad, sad woman.
@Mediahohoho: Ugh...don't say that! It's too early in the morning for my daily contemplation of applying for Canadian citizenship.
Sure she may be gross and racist, but I really, really love it when she writes about Paris Hilton.
Because Paris Hilton IS a disgusting, dirty slut and it's nice to see that fact printed in the paper.
Calling Ma a "something" is just plain stupid. Everyone knows that what makes criminals scary is their humanity. Look at what people are capable of. "The violence of beast on beast is read/ As natural law, but upright man/ Seeks his divinity by inflicting pain." - Derek Walcott
@WackoJacko: Yes. Hide the razor blades.
@BeRightBack: So true! Although I'd have to include MoDo and a few others on the "left".
@lawyergay: West Virginia spoke very clearly yesterday.
@Helman: Nothing "left" about her column today.
She does harp on the "f___ing" thing a bit.
@Mediahohoho:
Democratic Primaries aside -- when we get to the big show, we've got a black man or a woman up against the traditional white grandfatherly presidential figure (give or take ten or twnety years) that Americans have become accustomed to. In a time of war, moreover. There's optimism and then there's ignorance.
@Mediahohoho: Does my vote for Hilary make me a racist?
@Chaim Gnadelstein: Then again, Bob Dole.
@TerseNursePornstein: I don't know. Does my vote for Obama make me sexist. Because that's what I've been told.
But, really, wouldn't you be the only person to know whether you're racist or not. The country? What do you think?
@Mediahohoho: No, your vote for Obama makes you sexy.
@TerseNursePornstein: Also, please forgive my specificity in the comment to which I believe you were referring. In exit polling yesterday, 20% oof the voters in WV said they would never vote for a black man for president. How underreported do you suppose that figure was? Or do you honestly think it "because I heard he's a muslim."
@Mediahohoho:
Yeah, but Bush's ace in the hole there was in courting the religious contingent -- he basically tapped into new a market. That, and Bob Dole had about as much charisma as a rock.
lucky for us, most racist white people are republicans. or to say it more plainly, republicans are racist white people.
dont lose hope little obamaers.
the dont have rove this time to steal the elections.
@NeverEnough: Jeez. I have to choose between being a sexiest or a raciest? These are tough times for a eunuch, I gotta say.
@Mediahohoho: Too late. Somebody, anybody, call 911.
@Chaim Gnadelstein: We'll see. Something tells me the religious-pragmatic alliance is played, what with all their leaders having been revealed as either hustler-patronizing closet cases, Catholic bashers or pederast enablers on the one hand and disgruntled tax zealots on the other.
As for McCain, I don't really feel the charisma. Seems like a nice guy, but the angry vindictive steak stuff is going to get a ton of play (eventually) and he won't contrast good against a 46-year-old.
As for the war, the 100-year-comment is going to haunt him and the more he tries to explain it, the worse it's going to get.
Still, I give him even odds. Depends on if the Dems can find the balls to go negative and hang 9/11 on the Republican party where it belongs.
This is the part where I duck.
@Mediahohoho: Things I know: you're not sexist and I'm not a racist. That I hate how a recent democratic primary vote seems to necessarily render you one of these two things. That I feel sheepish as I walk, buttonless and in full curse of the celts glory, through a crowd of Obama supporters-- because the tenor of the discourse makes me feel so.
Is the country racist? The last two elections taught me one thing: I have absolutely no clue what Americans as a whole are thinking. I can no more speak on their behalf than I can aliens. Space Aliens, I mean. Just to be clear.
And to think, The Times fired me just for saying "spic food." I shoulda worked for the Post...a LOT more leeway...
@teenage witch: Oh Christ. You don't get out much, do you? Have you ever been on a construction site? Union guys (read: largely democrats) are some of the most racist bastards I've come across.
Speaking of rascism and rappers.. why didn't VH1 produce a second season of The White Rapper show?
@Mediahohoho: The only thing I'll argue is your assertion that the blame for 9/11 rests mainly on Republican party. W was only in office for 8 months at the time, and Clinton had been in charge for 8 years before that. The attack was building for many administrations, but that puts at least 51% of the blame on Clinton and the Dems, in my opinion.
@Mediahohoho:
As much as I would like to, I wouldn't count out the religious contingent. Yeah, a few high-profile leaders have been revealed as intellectually-challenged -- or ecstasy-addicted closet homosexuals -- but at the end of the day this is a faction of voters that appeals to god, not their leaders. That's an absolute devotion -- so much so that it almost becomes apolitical discourse. A candidate would only need to reaffirm the Right's intention to represent them, or take them into the fold, and I think McCain, though a figure of some obvious contention amongst Republicans, is in the best position to do that. I can find little reason for his cozying up to Bush than the realization that he could inherit the religious right as part of his base.
@Mediahohoho: Damn, Mediahohoho. You made me understandably sad.
"It's hard to tell whether she's a just-showing-off Ann Coulter-style racist, or a real nitty gritty racist from birth"
.. not sure there's a difference there?
like coulter could be a showing off real nitty gritty racist from birth
true, peyser doesn't have coulter's hair extensions
@Chaim Gnadelstein: being old enough to remember a Religious Left, when party of god types preached that god wanted war to end, not continue for 100 years, i am cautiously optimistic that a quiet generation gap is opening between the younger fundamentalists/evangelicals and the older generation of patricarchal leaders that deified war and demagogued gays
i am hoping ...
@if_i_only_had_a_heart: damn, that is old. like, jesus old.
@CaptainFantastic: I'd agree if the Bush administration hadn't ignored persistent warnings throughout the summer leading up to the attacks that were explicitly warning of a big attack. Ignored. If, also, Bush hadn't dismissed the CIA functionary who read him the brief entitled al Qaeda determined to strike in U.S. on the ranch with a curt, "you've covered your ass, you can go now." And if the Bush administration hadn't vigorously resisted every effort to investigate what happened that day. Basically, I believe Richard Clarke when he says that the efforts to fight al Qaeda under Clinton were discontinued under Bush. Finally, the biggest mistake was non-partisan, and that was the CIA's refusal to share information it had on Mohammad Atta with the team investigating the bombing of the USS Cole. That was the biggie, and it didn't belong to any party, except, perhaps, the party of institutional assholery.
@teenage witch: they don't have Rove, but they have an arsenal of voter-suppression tactics, legal (thanks, Supreme Court) and not, and a prospect of upgrading their weapons further before November, e.g., suppressive voting rules in Missouri.
@Chaim Gnadelstein: Well, we'll see. I don't dispute what you're saying, but I just wonder if they're not feeling a little burned. Hopefully someone will remind them that Jesus really doesn't give a flying.
I dunno. I've pretty much had it with rappers and their bullshit, personally.
@Mediahohoho:
Furthered by the fact that the Bush administration then used the attacks as the basis to mount a war justifiable by very few factors outside the realm of private profiteering, by companies with which members of the administration are themselves closely affiliated.
@Chaim Gnadelstein: Whoa! Hey! Now you're getting all sophisticated and elitist. Just keep it simple. It's too bad McCain hasn't sought the endo