A clever tipster sent us this Facebook screengrab, which details Marc Jacobs' ever-changing boy business. Hopefully the highly successful fashion designer changed his "Status" from "In an Open Relationship" to "It's Complicated" because his new upscale boyfriend asks for a slower, more old-timey courtship process. (Versus what, we presume, was happening before: "Hi, I'm Marc" leading to an immediate dropping of trou.) It is terribly complicated indeed. Also of note: Liz Coen has an adorable dog. And can I get a holla from the back from all y'all who don't know/care about Facebook jargon!

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