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Fat people are eating all the food in the world, thus starving the skinny people, and also causing global warming, because they are so often chilly. It's true, we read it on BBC News. "The result [of hungry, hungry fatties] is that the poor struggle to afford food and greenhouse gas emissions rise," according to a study in The Lancet. Oh no! [BBC]
BBC Predicts Worldwide Panic As Fat People Eat Entire Earth
2:48 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Pareene
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