I'm hopeful that she was making all this shite up, 'cause it's obvious she is trying way too hard to fit in here. Blathering on about "causes (she) believes in" on T-shirts? I guess one of those "causes" isn't cruelty against animals.

Gettin' high in Nikola Tesla's basement, apparently.

People tend to forget that she is a lousy actress and an even worse ambassador. Her gig lately seems to be (a) nodding approvingly while starving and sick children recount tales of hopefulness in the face of oblivion, and (b) shopping with her earnest-idiot-in-training boyfriend.

I killed a squirrel with a stick. Where's my Goodwill Ambassadorship to Your Momma?

Acting!

This is Rochester's version of Robyn Bird.

@vulturesquadron: Amen.

Was that the heroin talking, or is she actually that boring?

I once had a turtle that I accidentally stabbed seventeen times.

I always thought she and Brad were a perfect match. They're both boring and not so bright while struggling mightily to seem otherwise.

I cut off my cousin's pet hamster's tail with a pair of scissors. I thought it would grow back... it didn't.

Lots of lip rubbing going on here. Coke much? To be fair though, this could have been taped before she adopted Maddox and was still really self-destructive.

What sort of drug den has a boom mike?

Eh, she seems pretty young here. Weren't we all once rambling, stoned idiots earnestly convinced that we were caring and interesting people? No? Just me? Well.

Questions:

1. What has cherries in it?
2. Who the hell is that weird man?
3. Why would anyone beat a dog? :(

@sidemouse: I once had a guinea pig that died of auto-erotic asphy... asphyxi-... Micheal Hutchence syndrome. Yeah. That one.

Plus, exposure to foxes.

@pufflehuff: Badly-spelled Michael Hutchence syndrome. I gotta lay off the 'ludes.

This looks like the required hanging out time every stoner/drug addict has have in order buy from their drug dealer friends. She's happily chatting away cuz she knows she's walking away with just enough so she won't have to do this again for a while.

@Marscinema:

Yes, and she has probably just sampled some of the goodies.

@squeakel:

Totally. Not very bright/interesting/cultured but trying desperately to prove otherwise. And having money is totally helping their project take shape.

BREAKING: Young People High on Stimulants Say Stupid Things at Higher Speeds

jeeez... like nobody else reading this website has gone on a similar rant while smoking/snorting 'base/coke/meth (people on heroin don't talk like that, and most of the time neither do people in speedballs) when they were young and stupid enough to think drugs were a good idea. i hope whoever sold this video for drug money gets robbed by their dealer and is forced to take a long, sober, dope-sick look at himself/herself

@X on the MTA: @sassymoniker: Sure, but I don't buy into Veingelina's "reformed" act at all. She is, above all, an attention junkie.

That's a pretty disgusting way to get attention. Anyone who jokes about beating their animal should get beaten themselves.

Well, first, redemption is always possible.

However, that said: doesn't anyone worry that she could very well be taking the same approach to all of these *children* (I think she's carrying the fifth and sixth)?

Of course, we could all be reading about in 15 years how Brad has decided to shack up with whichever of the girls is adopted.

....where are all the fawining posters who are perennially in awe of Angelina being "so beautiful" "OMG! is she for real or made of wax!?"

oh and, Paddinton, there is NEVER redemption only completely re-vamping your image. Angelina is no different than, lets say, Madonna; ever-changing image and speak to either go with the "tide" or against the previous grain.

Angelina - big fat fake (oh, sorry all you Brangelina sycophants...Angelina - beautiful fake)

difference between Angie and:
Madonna : money
Courtney Love : excessive plastic surgery
other Sociopaths: celebrity

@Paddington: Yes, it is possible. However, my gut tells me that true redemption usually involves not giving interviews on Dateline, parading on the red carpet, talking out of both sides of your big mouth, and so on. Johnny Depp, for example, was a bad boy who seems to have been reformed. By all accounts, he has grown up. I see Angelina exhibiting the same desperation, the need for adoration and attention she gets whether she is using up her Collect-a-Child Club Card, or carrying a vial of blood around her neck.

That's just me though.

gawd...nevermind her yammering about how she needs to explain over and over what the true meaning of her doing S&M actually is (I know, bad sentence structure) and all the "compromising" pictures she has of people....what a twat!

Hey! Ms "I'm so dark" youa re SO Ms "I'm full of shit"

oh, it's her way expressing that Daddy Voight was too busy to oversee her care of childhood pets.

reformed or curtailed and cautious? Oh Johnny D how I miss thy antics! At least Johnny D wasn't a hypocritical doggie beater! he he

that said, Paddington, I like your spot on calling out of Angie.

She doesn't say that she beat a dog. She says "I think a dog ended up eating him." One quick google reveals that she is referring to a mouse that died after she dyed it blue.

Those stories seem to be one part drugged rant, one part childhood stupidity.

Also, don't feed your rabbit lettuce.

Excuse me, but I just watched that tape and she NEVER said she beat up a dog. She said as the poster above me mentioned, that "I think a dog ended up eating him". At least report the truth on that part. Geez, she's not a dog beater.

There's a difference between S&M and meaningful S&M? How exactly does one portray meaningful S&M in film? With thought narration?

And when does someone actually "need" to be held down in bed? Honey, if you're convulsing, you need a paramedic, not a dominatrix.

@Algren: Is that what that was? I noticed it, too, but I just thought she needed some Chapstick.

@Paddington: Funny, I was just thinking that Angie seems to be turning more and more into Mia-Farrow-in-training with every passing day...

Devilina's true "like" colors show; before the, "like" image consultation and the "like" adopt one, get two free child binge (who would be better off in their own country with "like" some financial support) binge, with "like" Brad.