I'm Tiny E Rolla - nice to meet you.

"Tha Biggy Bean" - Worst. Rap name. Ever.

That's 56 cents worth of rhyming talent you've assembled there, Hamilton.

Granted, this is the best combination of Ebonics and white-guy-from-Jersey torsos and Adrea Peyser heads I've ever seen, so...

"Grandmaster Crunch". Now it's not even trying.

Gentlemen Bastard

[www.mess.be]

My Taco Bell porn name is "Chalupa".

Gimmie the beat,
They call it taco meat.
A rose by any other name,
Would smell as sweet.
But gangrenous feet,
Are a better treat.
If you gots 89 cents,
And nothing to eat.

- MC Meatsweats

MC Missy Softy in da hoouuuuuse!!!

Damn Taco Bell, Del Taco schools you fool.

I'm Sof' Dame. Which I guess is better than Sof' Dude.

I yearn for the pidgin Spanish-speaking chihuahua.

@In Other News...: Wow, what a coincidence. "Chalupa" is my safe word!

@KarenUhOh: Don't you mean "that's 56 cent?"

Chewy J. 1 Tac (based on my "real" name of John)

For a
Chalupa
I'd jump through
a hoop-a
And kill me
a Koopa
All for a
Chalupa

I'd put on
a suit-a
And worship
a Buddha
And sing some
Ry Cood-ah
for just one
Chalupa

(REFRAIN)
Cha-loop-ah
Cha-loop-ah
Cha-loop-ah
Cha-loop-ah
Cha-loop-ah
Cha-loop-ah
Cha-loop-ah
Cha-loop-ah

I'd buttah
Yo mutha
If she tried
to touch-a
It is worth
that much-a
My precious
Chalupa

(Smooth it out)

Yo homeboy! Whatcha eye-in'
You want one? Go on buyin'
Chalupa, is you drivin'
My homeboy to connivin'

(REFRAIN)

Wassup, punkass mistah?
You want dis? My chalupa
Yo ass bettah bacdafucc-a
away from

(DEVOLVE INTO TALKY-TALK)

My chalupa, bitch!
Thass right, I said it!
Just TRY takin' this chalupa right here, homey!
Go'n! GO'N!
Yeah, thought so.
Peace. We out.

Chalupa.

"Crunchy Bigs"

Sounds like a big 'n tall Middlebury student.

"Mondo M. Hard Shella."

I mean, it's unique. Although it makes me think it'd be a better porn name.

@In Other News...:
tell me. where do you get your coffee and inspirational bagel from?

I pay Mo because he let me borrow $25.

@In Other News...: That is a very famous song of freedom in Chiapas penned by Sub-Commander Marcos I think.

I know someone who loves Taco Bell because he has bad teeth & doesn't have to chew it. Talk about creative underclass...

@In Other News...:

Not to be a dick or anything, but honestly...where do you find the time?

@mitchel_stevens:

Taco Bell. I thought this was obvious. :-)

@NinaHagen:

This reminds me of the time when I asked an Aussie if they had Outback steakhouses down under and he reacted by having a dingo eat my baby.

@Chaim Gnadelstein: It comes in spurts. Which is a double entendre.

@In Other News...:
i've heard of those! they're on the value menu and filled with protein.

@mitchel_stevens: A wee bit salty but good if you're on a liquid diet AND DON'T MIND TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND YER TUM-TUMS.

@In Other News...:
@mitchel_stevens:

Funny, I always thought that's what happened on the toilet after one has eaten a Taco Bell meal.

"Sweetz Stuff"?!? GACK.

I guess I'm the MC who got in to the group by pulling a train.

Ew.

Doesn't any edit posts around here.

Come on, this is wrong: (mine is Super Fly H. Nach!)

It should be: (mine be Super Fly H. Nach!)

Let's get ebonical in this bish!

..."Ol Dirty Mexican Pizza"

..."MC Explosive Diarrhea"

"Senorita Burrita"

WOW.

@Yessizzle:
Or you could get canonical up in this fish.
Or you could get sardonical eatin this dish.
And I could get ironical makin ur wish ...

Everybody say ho. *smh*

"fat value menu"

That would be PHAT value menu.

Ahem. Another round through the algorithm generator for you.

(¿Cholito, estaba usted?)

I told it I was a fattie and got "Momma 1/2lb. D."