[Actress Gwyneth Paltrow at Cannes today; image via Splash]
Edvard Munch Fan Reacts to Celebrity Sighting
11:18 AM on Tue May 20 2008
By Richard
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"Could you please turn your hair down?"
John Michael Higgins' Afghan Wins Best In Show
Pepper Potts Spotted Out and About with Entourage: Salt Shaker, Mrs. Dash, and No MSG
God, I love her shoes.
She looks fucking hot. That is all.
Mon Dieu! Who Dressed The Publicist?
"Mon Dieu, Her Shoes Match Mes Pantalon ET My Thong!"
@Chaim Gnadelstein: Ha. Yeah, I'm stumped. I can't stop staring.
"Sacre bleu! Zie shoes! Zie haar! Tres bien!"
You know, when she smiles her breasts seem to perk right up too.
Seems Like All the Hollywood Starlets Are Getting Lesbians This Year
Perfection grows skin, wears perfect dress, punishes imperfect world with golden spikes.
Woman Born With Unique Ability To Hear Smugness Suddenly Goes Deaf
Those shoes are kinda porn-y. Also: gold shoes, silver bracelet? Obviously living in Britain has given her a British celebrity's sense of fashion.
those shoes have a half-life of twenty paces.
In France, the Dress Walks the Celebrity
"OMG, it's Heidi Montag!"
Julia Sweeney, Macauley Culkin, Gwyneth Paltrow and Soon-Yi Allen Gather To Determine What the Hell Happened to Their Lives; Come to the Conclusion That "Shut Up, Gwyneth."
Violet Shill
Apple's Mother Joined by Granny Smith, Fuji at Gala
Gwyneth Paltrow Will Soon Open Her Mouth, Say Something Condescending, Call Herself A Stay At Home Mother, Go To Party Without Husband;
Five minutes after this picture was taken, Paltrow looked like a cooked lobster.
Even After Sex Change, Macauley Culkin Can't Escape Typecasting.
Gwyneth Paltrow To Receive "Worst Use Of A Skirt As A Dress" Award.
@Miss-Pringle: and they have "fuck me" written all over them.
@HamptonShmampton:
So then where can I find shoes that say "Absolutely"?
Roy Orbison Reincarnated as Celebrity Assistant
"Watch out for that bus!"
THE SHOES!!!! What is with these FUGLY shoes!!!!?? All the freakin' money in the world and GAWD AWFUL UGLY FRELLING SHOES!
AAAAAAAAH!
"Lindsay Lohan just stole my iPod!"
Has Gwynnie's penchant for sky-high hideous footwear "sparked a shoe-shopping frenzy for seven-inch heels" [tinyurl.com] across the pond? I *high*ly doubt it!
Locals Watch in Horror as Actress Eats Apple Whole
Blond ignored by Asian.
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