If I ever purchase anything from American Apparel, Aeropostal, or Hollister, I expect to be savagely beaten and murdered and for my Diesel and Gucci to be distributed to those who are still worthy.

Oh, Charney is the spoofer. I get it...

"I'd like to thank... my tiny penis."

The spoofer got Charney's special "dildo-grip" down and everything.

I feel like making Dov...

@Victor Ward: Diesel is for pretty frat boys. my advice: lose it and stick with real brand names.

Dov to Dov you baby...

@hypocriteoath: All the questionably straight Greek boys in my neighborhood love the Diesel. And cologne.

Also, I think cartoon Dov here has a vibrator, not a dildo. The Rabbit has that particular shape.

@Victor Ward: did you really just compare AA with hollister? Shame on you. Hollister wishes it was AA.
@hypocriteoath: I know, right.

For the record, stereo hell found it:
[www.stereohell.com]

@CaptainHangNail: I think we're neighbors.

And you're right about the "questionable" part. They hit on me all the time, but have yet to follow through with the deal-clenching ass grab.

@AuntPeniston: Astoria, for me. They're what my friend Matt refers to as 'Three Beer Queers'.

How many licks does it take?

@CaptainHangNail: Me too. As long as you're not the asshole living above me who constructs furniture nightly from 11:00-2:00 we're cool.

@AuntPeniston: I have the people who wrestle in high heels all evening above me so I feel your pain.

@CaptainHangNail: Vibrator indeed. A dildo is a whole other orifice dwelling species.

@the_cedric: And American Apparel wishes it was Cotton Ginny...

I mean I wish it was CG i.e. going bankrupt. Their clothes fall apart, change colour and shape after one wash... A literal rags to riches story...

so pathetic that certain girls in the misshapes book worked at american apparel. trash without values or intelligence- trash: You !