• By Hamilton Nolan
    May 21, 2008 11:39 AM 87,850
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    Mr. Right Iz Here, Ladies

    mrright2.jpegYour search is over, ladies: "Mr. Right Iz Here Waitin on U." On Craigslist! His straightforward message: "Listen If U Really Wanna Get 2 Know Me Just Send Me A Note." Simple, honest, persuasive... and right. And he included a total of 30 pictures with his one-sentence pitch. Including a few unrelated wedding pictures that don't even appear to have him in it. But this handful should be enough to give you the essence of what your new man is all about:

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    He's waiting    .


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