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By Richard Lawson, 1:00 PM on Wed May 21 2008, 1,049 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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[Fashion designer Roberto Cavalli on a Segway personal moving device in Cannes yesterday; image via Splash]

InOtherNews...'s new line beats the original, "To Infinity, And Ham Sandwich!"

More about Cannes

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Twilight Star Greeted Like This Everywhere He Goes These Days
[Shiny bloodsucker Robert Pattinson in Cannes; image via Bauer-Griffin]

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America Will Indeed See Willem Dafoe's Bloody Ejaculation
Lars von Trier's ball-banging, blood-coming horror flick Antichrist has been picked up by an American distributor at Cannes. IFC Films will bring the America-hating filmmaker's crazy Willem Dafoe movie to the people he hates.

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"They Hold the Bar Pretty High for Me."
[Social entity Peaches Geldof at Cannes; image via Splash]

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