Veteran sportswriter Pat Jordan, who worked for Sports Illustrated back in the good old days when every athlete would grovel and tap dance for a chance to appear in that magazine, has a long piece in Slate today detailing exactly why his job was way better back then than it is now. To sum it up: athletes today know they can control the media, whereas back then they were basically underpaid rubes grateful for any press coverage that might land them some endorsements to enhance their meager salaries. Jordan also notes that Jose Canseco is a jerk, old-timey players weren't afraid to ogle girls in front of a reporter, and Deadspin.com is the future of sports journalism. Suck on that, Buzz Bissinger!:
Red Sox ace pitcher Josh Beckett recently turned down Jordan's request for an interview for New York Times Magazine story. But even big stars in the 70s wouldn't dream of such a thing. Here's how he got a story on (now Hall of Famer) Catfish Hunter of the Oakland A's:
I checked into the A's hotel and went right down to the pool. I watched as Reggie Jackson, Sal Bando, Rollie Fingers, and Rick Monday eyeballed the chicks laying by the water. I asked one of the players which one was Catfish Hunter. He pointed to a shy, North Carolina country boy barely into his 20s with a chew of tobacco puffing out his cheek. I introduced myself to Catfish and said, "I'm here to write a story about you for Sports Illustrated." He nodded. I said, "Can I drive you to the park?" He nodded again.
Another current Hall of Fame pitcher, Tom Seaver, wasn't any harder to get:
I called the Mets, told them I was an SI writer, and asked for Seaver's home number. They gave it to me, gratefully. I called Tom, told him what I was doing, and he invited me to his home in Greenwich for lunch. We ate in the afternoon on the porch of Tom's farmhouse. He barbecued a huge T-bone steak, cutting out the filet for me and the sirloin for himself. Then I drove him to Shea Stadium in a rainstorm in my old Corvette with the T-top that leaked. Water dripped on Tom's forehead. He looked up and said, "Why don't you buy a Porsche?" I said, "Because I'm not Tom Seaver." Water dripped on his head. He laughed. "That's a fucking fact."
But today, even jerks like steroid fan Jose Canseco screw with him!:
Jose was, well, Jose, reneging on our arrangement only after I'd flown to L.A. at his request. Why should he have wanted to talk to me? He had by then written his second magnum opus and was scheduled to appear on David Letterman and Howard Stern.
So he wrote a story about what a jerk Canseco was, and Will Leitch ran it on Deadspin. Blogs win!
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Abner Doubleday was a primadonna.
Wasn't it weird that Catfish Hunter died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
@Cookie Guggleman: Would have been weirder if he was eaten by a giant catfish.
Or maybe Jose said no because he didn't need a ride anywhere?
The Canseco piece on Deadspin is awesome. I think that I read there that Pat has a book out. I'm gonna reserve it on the NYPL website.
+1 Pat Jordan
+1 Hamilton
+1 Me
@Cookie Guggleman: And that Lou Gehrig was poisoned by tainted catfish.
Whenever I start to feel bad for sportswriters adrift in the seas of technological change -- and I do, I'm a softie -- I go over to www.firejoemorgan.com and let them set me straight. Works every time.
"That's a fucking fact" is a great line. +1 to Seaver.
I'd be happily agree to an interview with Pat Jordan. Then again, I'm just a commenter on a blog.
Are "+" symbols the new stars?
@Cookie Guggleman:
I think it is even weirder that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease--what are the odds?!?
"Can I drive you to the park?"
And that was the day Catfish Hunter lost his innocence.
@IndianSlipper: +1 is the opposite of Fail.
/moccasin joke
Josh couldn't be bothered with Mr. Jordan. Alyssa was on the other line.
Pat Jordan > (insert your own writer here)
Does Pat Jordan's new SI story contain any furious battles with rollerbladers?
What kind on onions did you have on your belt Pat?
None of this explains why we're still stuck with Weintraub over there.
@sassydeerrun: hey, she was an MLB blogger! It's a legitimate outlet!
@44 in a Row: You also get Big Daddy Balls and The Balls and whoever else Will can convince to do his job for him. We have to wring our hands about a NYT Magazine article all day.
I introduced myself to Catfish and said, "I'm here to write a story about you for Sports Illustrated." He nodded. I said, "Can I drive you to the park?" He nodded again.
And here I'd been trying to get athletes into my car by offering them candy. Jordan is truly a great man.
Catfish, on the other hand, sounds like a drunk-'til-deadline, wisdom-tooth-extraction of an interview.
Hmm, and I love how Pat Jordan mostly leaves out the role of his journalistic colleagues in making athletes justifiably wary of them.
You mean Jose and Barry Bonds have more in common than their approach to the media?
@Johnny_boy:
It does boggle the mind.
@Johnny_boy: His parents were practically ASKING for him to get it, naming him that. Assholes.
Forget sports, Pat Jordan is married to Meg Ryan's mother.
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Any baseball fan who hasn't read Jordan's "A False Spring" needs to rectify that mistake. A fantastic book.
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