I'm surprised the Craigslist cash fan thread didn't take down some more names.

I am always amazed by the incoherent, profane ramblings of

abbe diaz
PX This

It's a real asset for a writer. A writer whom nobody reads.

jerry jerry jerry jerry

Abbe Diaz always gives the impression of needing a bit more roughage in the diet.

Her commenter page is the definitive log of crazy. I've refused money to homeless people more coherent than her. Someone should ban her from the internet.

That is so totally Emily

(pipes in quietly)....um, I'd like a link. Please.

Finally! chickenjungle was a self-promoting bore. Good work, Sheila.

That is one angry commenter.

Lonnnnnnnnng overdue! I thought you were keeping her around for laughs like NTJ was for a long time, but this one's not even close to being that funny, just psycho. And that irritating "letter" method of commenting. GAH!

@BalknChain: Hey, just as long as ALL immature commenting doesn't put our heads on the block, just, you know, the bad kind.

Thank god. Abbe was soooo boring. And her blog is ugly c. 1997.

Cruella...check that coat...lohan may steal it.

Damn, Gina!

i always like reading the gawker comments bc they're not like perez's. they're actually worth reading, aside from that dumbass's one.

Dang! It's over already? I'm always the last one on the school yard when someone yells, "Fight!"

What a relief. She was either all up in arms about some imaginary slight against her, or else being all promotey for her incomprehensible blog.

@raincoaster: That's exactly what I told my boss when she said I was developing a bad attitude and seemed very angry: "Sorry, haven't been getting the greenery I need to stay calm and regular."

omg but she wrote a BOOK what is wrong with you people

This is the one who thought Nick Denton was afraid of her, yes?

While I generally appreciate people who thoughtfully wear their batshit crazy loudly and proudly, such that everyone can see it, she just flat out bugged.

Fuck it, I'll do it live!

No, Abbe, you're the jerk.

*ZING!*

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Screen shots of her incoherent comments will be published as her SECOND book.

and do you know what you did to me, you cocksucking mutherfukking piece of hypocritical shit?

Do I have to LINK to it, asshole? No, I think you remember it just fine. DICKHEAD.

so...josh slept with her too?

She has hated Josh Stein for, like, forever, if I remember right. I'd really like to get the backstory on that.

(Note to Abbe, if you return in some form or another: I don't actually want to get the backstory.)

Huh, I actually have no recollection of her at ALL.

While cocaine, amphetamines, epic dosages of cold medicine and a mild case of Aspergers Syndrome has inspired prolific output from some of the world's greatest writing talents, these muses can be extremely dangerous when combined in the brain of

abbe diaz
PX This.

Agreed, Sheila, wow - appropriately done.
It reminded me of the high, SUPERAGRESSIVE Bi-Polar off her meds - as if she ever had any...

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Who's the other self-promoter who puts his blog links in his comments? He's been absent for a while.

I need a new screenname so I don't keep getting dragged into these things.

Who knew that "PX this" stood for "Please Xecute"?

Or does it stand for something else?

There has been an awful lot of meanness on Gawker today. I think it's just sort of been that sort of day. But I kind of wish it would stop. It's kind of making me sad. From the Emily post to the Craig's List guy post from someone calling me a fat ugly faggot (wha?), I just don't like it. I am surely going to get a go back to Jezebel whatever comment for that but whatever. I just want further commenter discussion to continue in a spirit of free discourse without malice today. We'll see.

That headline is causing inappropriate feelings.

@fiveinchtaint: Brian Van? Krucoff?

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who had no idea what she was screeching about.

@CodePink: Just look away. I would never ask you to go to Jezebel though.

@CodePink: I'm also taking it all far too seriously, of course, and this is just the internet and whatevs, and I can always just stop reading but I still felt the need to say that. And of course everyone can say whatever they feel the need to say. I'm not trying to censor. Just a suggestion. Okay, I'm so done!!

@CodePink: For what it's worth, I agree

@dweeb: No, don't change it. Your mere presence might be able to get people to refrain from discussing dweebs altogether. For example, you'll notice that I never discuss my taint around here (which happens to be about 5 inches) because I fear it might hurt someone's feelings.

@CodePink and @BalknChain: as do i. it's the cash fan/stuttershades that's to blame.

Abbe Diaz's blog looks like a bad Xanga page. I am just waiting for someone on it to ask her to the junior prom.

@crystalicious: Back in the day, before they allowed any random person like me to comment, the comments here rocked. They were hysterical- a pleasure to read. But basically the only people allowed to comment were, like, KarenUhOh, LolCait, and Momo. Good times.

I vote for a martini laced late lunch.

@CodePink: I heart you, code pink! Have a great Holiday Weekend!

@TheHonJudgeSmails: No. Crap. It'll come to me.

@Nard38: I'm not alone!

10 Reasons why CodePink is better than mean commenters.
10. CodePinks don't hog the bathroom for hours on end every morning.
9. You can do it alone.
8. CodePink never got obsessed by the idea of killing a *cloud*.
7. You won't get AIDS from CodePink, though syphillus can be a problem.
6. You won't get in trouble for looking at pictures of other CodePinks.
5. CodePink comes with endless refills.
4. You're such a good friend, you wouldn't want to ruin it.
3. ... And you won't have to check in as "Mrs." CodePink
2. They don't pass around collection plates in bed.
1. You can have more than one around without arousing jealousy.

@Streeter: SECONDED!

@rosaluxembourgeoise: In some restaurants, PX is the secret code for "Person Extraordinaire" aka, a more sophisticated "VIP"

@IndianSlipper: oh, thank you! you too! it's still only Thursday, though, right? Sigh.
@it takes a train to cry: Wow, that was fun!

@CodePink: Stupidhead!

@CodePink: I think I should be executed for being quoted in Emily's NYTM article.

@valarmorghulis:

Perfect!

@fiveinchtaint: No, you're not. Also, is the self-promoter of whom you speak the dude who linked to his weird blog that had pictures of the kids that got busted in that drug ring at UC-San Diego?

@CodePink: It's still only thursday, but I'm using a sick day tomorrow. Huz-zah!