"Seeking Chubby Female Writer..."S

Are some people just naturally assholes, or do they work really hard at it? Or are they so clueless that it automatically makes them assholes? What if you're looking for a "chubby" female "writer" who can make "$," via Craigslist, to co-author a new fitness book? "The authors will track their process and share their thoughts through journals and blogs."