Presenting "the most beautiful bulldog pups ever," at least according to proud papa Clive Okill of Abbotsham, North Devon, England — after this week, we can't even begrudge the Daily Mail for a little pageview-baiting with the pups. We know what side our bread is bison-buttered on. And say what you will about the 'Wag, it ain't one of the ten worst entry-level tech gigs — so why not become our minion? After all, what could be more fun than finding all the YouTube stars Weezer sucked up to for publicity? We promise you'll be under less supervision than Jerry Yang, and we're not under any delusions that we coulda been Google, so you don't have to worry about getting sent to an ashram.

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