Midwestern College Students Disappointed With Midwestern Commencement Speaker

Students at Northwestern are apparently outraged that their school selected stupid Chicago mayor Richard Daley to speak at commencement. Boooring! They wanted John McCain, the Dalai Lama, or last year's speaker, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Some whiny Northwestern kid emailed the school's president, who actually responded with some amusing sniping:

"Matthew, grow up," Bienen wrote back Wednesday morning. Bienen's e-mail added: "You also sound like a very unhappy person. I am sorry for that. Hopefully things will improve for you over the years."

Ha ha ha! You stupid kids go to school out in the middle of nowhere! Ha ha ha! Enjoy your lame commencement!

[Chicago Trib via Too Much Awesome]