K-Mart Sweatpants Keep You From Getting LaidAn amazing, real item on sale at K-Mart now: "These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that 'True Love Waits' in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants." Abstinence: It's right there on her ass. Click through for the colorful varieties you can order for your teenage daughter:


The bubble-butt version:


K-Mart Sweatpants Keep You From Getting Laid


Fun-loving yellow:


K-Mart Sweatpants Keep You From Getting Laid


Put it in your pocket!:


K-Mart Sweatpants Keep You From Getting Laid

[via Mother Jones]