- Is being chased by Bubble Boy
- Should be on a package of Japanese soap. Cheap Japanese soap.
- Looks like the nameplate on a friendly child robot.
- Would make a poor tattoo.
- Would be removed, if it was in sticker form.
- Would work better on a line of female-targeted snowblowers.
- Secretly sniffs glue.
We really expect more from your genius branding people, Steve Jobs.
(You all can play, too!)