• Is being chased by Bubble Boy
  • Should be on a package of Japanese soap. Cheap Japanese soap.
  • Looks like the nameplate on a friendly child robot.
  • Would make a poor tattoo.
  • Would be removed, if it was in sticker form.
  • Would work better on a line of female-targeted snowblowers.
  • Secretly sniffs glue.



We really expect more from your genius branding people, Steve Jobs.

(You all can play, too!)

[Manhattan Offender]