Woody Allen, master of lovelorn neurosis and wealthy self-involvement, has made a new film. Like his exciting and career-reinvigorating Match Point, it's set in a city unfamiliar to Allen's work, Barcelona. Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which was well-received at Cannes, promises to be a sultry, romantic, exploration of the ways in which people... Oh screw it!!!! Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson make out!! They have a threesome with Javier Bardem!!!! Whooooo!!! Though Allen has said there are only "20 seconds of sex" in the whole film, this seems to be the only thing people can say about it. Ah well. Hot Euro lesbo sex sells, I suspect. Above is a trailer with lots of sexy time. After the jump, a trailer with actual, you know, dialogue. Which looks more interesting?