This weekend marks the official beginning of summer. People will be celebrating in various ways. Some of you have been celebrating this summer's eve in a, heh, literal manner, meaning you've been unnecessarily rude or crude or just plain dead wrong—we're trying to raise the level of discourse here—this week, you'll meet your warm, sunny doom after the jump.

Executed: TribalPottery
Crime: No, douche

Executed: Ezekiel Gessen
Crime: We get it, douche

Executed: BaburamsAtari
Crime: Commie douche

Executed: lellogram
Crime: Existing.

Have a lovely summer's eve. Especially the recently departed. Now you can do something besides be douches on the internet.

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