Remember our Brooklyn blogger boy who made a cut-out of his Connecticut-living, Brooklyn-missing girlfriend and asked strangers to pose with it for her birthday? It was cute/strange. Well, now someone has cruelly defaced the cut-out (which is located in her beloved Greenpoint) whiting the whole thing out and printing one ominous sentence: "Stay in Connecticut." Cruel. Hopefully there were enough photos taken before the dreadful, hateful incident that the birthday present can be considered complete. In lieu of flowers, please send PBR.

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