Things To Do Before Leaving New York

Every day, the city of New York loses another soul who's like, "Fuck this, I'm out of here. Austin will be so much better!" Page Six magazine-r Joshua Stein found someone's moving-out-of-New York "To Do" list on the sidewalk. Hey, don't forget to do something about "Jen's wine"—and return those blue jeans! Part two of the note: "How to get people to help you." You'll want to click for this folksy wisdom.

Things To Do Before Leaving New York


[From: These Are My Memoirs]