Every day, the city of New York loses another soul who's like, "Fuck this, I'm out of here. Austin will be so much better!" Page Six magazine-r Joshua Stein found someone's moving-out-of-New York "To Do" list on the sidewalk. Hey, don't forget to do something about "Jen's wine"—and return those blue jeans! Part two of the note: "How to get people to help you." You'll want to click for this folksy wisdom.
[From: These Are My Memoirs]