Famous dirtbag political hack Roger Stone is going to be a July 25 guest speaker at the offices of 5WPR, run by famous dirtbag flack Ronn Torrossian. Never again will you have the opportunity to see so many esteemed -acks in a single room! Click through for the RSVP information. Everyone is expected to attend. [Really, anybody want to go report on this one for us? Email me.]

Mandatory Events In July