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Indie film star Ryan Gosling attempted to maintain a low profile while in the trendy Nolita neighborhood of New York City over the weekend. To maintain a low profile, Gosling has been sitting real still in the more hipper parts of New York City. Gosling believed that if he stays real still while dressed in a fairly ironic manner, he could pass as off another cool New Yorker, not that guy from The Notebook (or, worse, Murder By Numbers). Gosling hoped that people would think he's a painter or maybe even a musician.

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