30 Rock star Alec Baldwin ran into a bit of trouble with airport security at LAX on Monday afternoon. The TSA officer was not one hundred percent sure that he was the person he claimed to be after examining his driver's license. Baldwin explained that he had a weird ID photo and attempted to replicate the facial expression from the driver's license. The TSA employee remained unconvinced and asked if Baldwin could recite his monologue from the 1993 film Malice. Baldwin delivered a stirring rendition of the God complex monologue and quickly cleared the security check point.
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