• By Seth
    Jul 7, 2008 8:50 PM 3,383
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    Justin Long Informs Drew Barrymore He Wants To Start Seeing Different Operating Systems

    A grieving flack has emerged from Drew Barrymore and Justin Long's Shiva-House of Love, mascara smeared, lapel torn, and offering a somber, "I can confirm the split but have no other comment," before adding, "And if you'd like to come in to pay your respects and have a nice piece of kugel, you're more than welcome." Our deepest condolences to both families.


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