Helen Mirren Continues To Do Things To Our Pants

What better way to kick off the humpday drudgery than with a truly spectacular shot of Oscar-winning cougar royalty and longstanding Defamer lust object Helen Mirren, splendidly filling out a cherry-red bikini. We really don't care what team you play for: one glimpse of that legendary rack—twice damed by the Queen herself!—instantly transforms you into a horny Helenosexual. More titillating Mirren two-piece shots after the jump:

Helen Mirren Continues To Do Things To Our Pants

[Photo credits: Brenna/Jason Fraser via Daily Mail]