· Rainn Wilson fulfilled a lifelong fantasy Friday, and reported the weather on CNN. It's about as thrilling as it sounds. [CNN via BWE.tv]
· Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo has been hanging around WeHo while he recovers from knee surgery, apparently with Scary Spice's legs on loan until he's back in tip-top shape. [Just Jared]
· Michael Bay isn't trying to reinvent the kickass Transformers teaser wheel here, folks: Get your "Even Gianter Fucking Robots Are Coming" Transformers 2 T-shirts while they're hot! [Slashfilm]
· Here's how to hack a Chuck E. Cheese animatronic house band with terrible Usher music, to much YouTube acclaim. [detnews.com]
· Good news, lesbians! You can keep calling yourselves that. [BBC]
· We'd hate to leave you without photos of adult-contempo cretin James Blunt partying on some boat with Coachella casualty Gary Dourdan and a bunch of randy birds. [Daily Mail]

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