While leaving Chelsea Piers over the weekend, Suri Cruise displayed a premature case of the Mondays. Cruise was not looking forward to starting the workweek all over again. Cruise said, "I gotta start rolling calls early in the morning cause of this meeting I have at 11. I mean, who schedules a meeting then? We're all going to be zoning out and thinking about lunch or wanting to update our Facebook status. And I have another meeting in the afternoon right around my coffee break. I prefer to get the coffee myself but I'll just have my assistant do it. I'm not sure if he can get it together. Ugh. I need a vacation or at least be Friday afternoon, already?"
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