Buffy The Vampire Slayer star Michelle Trachtenberg showed off her recent purchase from Malibu's most trendiest new boutique, "Un Jake Pour Vous." The high end boutique's mission is to help women turn their current boyfriend into their own personal Jake Gyllenhaal. Storeowner Maggie Fenech felt that creating a store to help women in making over their man was long overdue. Fenech said, "When I was trying to change my boyfriend's wardrobe after a year of being together, I was running all over the place. Sure, I could've gone online to pick up everything, but you need to touch and feel the fabrics. So, here we are with a store full of Gyllenhaal approved threads and facial hair growth kits."
Trachtenberg believes that her Gyllenhaal inspired look isn't too close to the current Gyllenhaal look. Trachtenberg said, "My Jakey has a bit of an indie rock vibe to him. You know, he could be in Vampire Weekend or a cooler band. I also picked up a shirt for myself."
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