Movie tough guy Jason Statham is just the latest celebrity to jump on the mystery stain fad. The Death Race star was spotted leaving popular Italian eatery Café Med with a rather large wet spot on the front of his t-shirt. Statham deflected any questions about the stain with the classic grade school defense, "That's for me to know and you to find out." Statham saw that interest in his stain was being to dwindle once he left the restaurant.
It was then, and only then, that Statham quietly admitted that he had knocked over a glass of water onto his lap during the course of his meal. Statham said, "I wanted to be the mysterious guy for a change. The brooding guy where you don't know if he has proper table manners or not. You know, as opposed to the guy with coordination issues."
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