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    That Must Be Some Good Lip Gloss

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    Apparently Tina Fey's lip-gloss must be really poppin', as witnesses testified that her eyes rolled straight back into her head within three seconds of application. Neither Fey nor her glam squad would unveil the secret ingredient that makes her lip-gloss so lip smackingly good. Fey said, "I'm a jack of all trades. Not only can I make you laugh and tighten your trousers, but I can develop the bomb ass lip-gloss that'll make your hipster boyfriend cut his hair, buy a pair of chinos, break up his band and get a real job."

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