What Should You Buy For Someone Who Is Drunk More Often Than Not?: A Gift Guide

Drunk people aren't as easy to buy gifts for as you might think. It's true that everything they need to keep themselves entertained comes in a nice little bottle, but on the other hand they could probably really use something practical to compliment their drunkenness—something they can appreciate even when they are sober and something you can appreciate even when they are drunk. But what do you get for a person who likely won't remember that you bought them a gift? The best path to go down is the one that will make you both happy. Whatever you buy should triple as a durable necessity for when your drunk friend is too drunk, something that will minimize your involvement in their late-night shenanigans, and something that will still seem like a useful/fun gift if they open it sober.

For starters, how about this nice... pillow? Or maybe this fun bed that my roommate bought to stifle the "the world is your bed" feeling?

What things—practical or not—will you be drunk-buying your drunk friends this holiday drinking season?