News Anchor Admits Chupacabra Story Is a Naked Ploy for Ratings

"What would it be, if we didn't have a story about a chupacabra?" the perky Texas news anchor wondered aloud. Her co-host's reply: "It would not be a ratings month—I'm sorry, can I say that?"

The segment was about this mysterious, headline-grabbing beast. For the record, it is probably a desiccated doberman crossed with a coyote and Heidi Montag's publicist. [WOAI]