"Did I Enjoy the Olympic Village? Let's Just Say I Float When I Butterfly, But It Stings When I Pee."[Moderately successful Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps on CBS' The Early Show this morning; image via WENN] SidAndFinancy's new line beats the original, "Medically Speaking, I Shouldn't Use My Crotch For Six Weeks. That's What the Olympic Village Doctor Told Me On My Last Day There."