The world's biggest fag rag, Playgirl, is planning a "Scenesters of New York" issue. In talks to be the centerfold is Randy Jones, best known as the original cowboy of The Village People and owner of the most obviously dyed moustache since Saddam Hussein's. If Playgirl's few remaining female readers haven't realized the beefcake magazine has been taken over by the gays, they will now. A rep for Playgirl notes that Jones has "an amazing body". Leotard Fantastic is apparently not in consideration for a spread.

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