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CNN Calls Romney in 2nd and Panel Says Funny Stuff
"John McCain is the Lazarus of the Republican party!" —Ralph E. Reed on CNN
"The eschaton is here." —Bill Bennett, CNN contributor, conservative dude.
"Am I smiling? I can't tell if I'm smiling."—Joan Rivers, Geico Commercial on CNN
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