Watching the crepuscular light of PR flack Ronn Torossian's career dwindle, one can't but notice his turn toward the divine. Fresh off the high of repping Girls Gone Wild visionary/rapist Joe Francis and ex-FEMA star Michael "It's just a storm, chill out!" Brown, Mr. Torossian has been called in as the "spokesman" for disgraced evangelist Benny Hinn, freshly fired (maybe!) from Oral Roberts University. Torossian's first move on the job? "Ronn Torossian, a spokesman for Hinn, did not immediately respond to an e-mail message sent after-hours Thursday seeking comment." [AP]

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