- Hills robot Heidi Montag wears a tiny bikini, Clarin's suncream and little else. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Hills human Lauren Conrad is out at Teen Vogue. [WWD]
- The guy who tried to extort 1.3 million dollars from Tom Cruise is sentenced to 2 years probation. The other defendant hanged himself in September. [BBC]
- Bad mother Britney Spears makes the cover of Rolling Stone [Mirror]
- Hot literary feud between Wallace Stegner and Ken Kesey. Kesey: "We were on different sides of the fence. As I took LSD and he drank Jack Daniel's, we drew the line between us right there." [P6]
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