According to a study, chewing Orbit and other sugar-free gum can make you lose weight. Chewing a lot of Orbit makes you lose a lot of weight! On the other hand, it also makes you use a lot of toilet paper.

[A] 21-year old woman reported experienced severe diarrhea four to twelve times per day. She'd lost 11 kilograms and had a body mass index of 16.6, substantially below normal. Patient interviews revealed she was chewing about 15 pieces of sugar free gum per day. She stopped chewing the gum and her symptoms disappeared.

Whatever, BMI: 16.6 and good breath all for a dollar fifty? We're in.