Not completely unexpectedly, pop singer/damsel-in-distress Britney Spears didn't convince a Los Angeles County Judge yesterday that it would be a good idea if Jayden James and Sean Preston saw their mother more often. The judge denied visitation rights until next month. Oh yeah, mere Spears also didn't actually make it into the court house which could have adversely affected the judge's ruling in the case. Her ex-husband and a good father (perhaps by default only) Kevin Federline showed up early wearing a mohawk and a suit. Thanks AP!

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