Gawker Stalker, katie holmes, suri cruise, tom cruise

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

K And S 1 "Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise: At Mood Fabrics — 37th and 7th — looking at upholstery fabric. So tall and elegant. Suri is a little cutie pie!" [Manhattan sighting of Tom Cruise's wife and child. She's in town to promote her new movie, Mad Money. Hope the talk shows have properly coordinated green-room traffic. It would be embarrassing, but oh so awesome, if Cruise's actress wife ran into his unauthorized biographer, Andrew Morton, who's also on the talk-show circuit.]

4:38 PM on Tue Jan 15 2008
By Nick Denton
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KarenUhOh at 04:47 PM on 01/15/08
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She must be looking to re-upholster the parachutes.
LolCait at 04:48 PM on 01/15/08
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She's on guard to make sure Mood gets better without the aid of drugs.
La Cieca at 04:51 PM on 01/15/08
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"Her crotch was INSANE!"
CodePink at 04:58 PM on 01/15/08
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@lolcait: She's offering Mood Enhancers.
Conbon at 05:08 PM on 01/15/08
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Stolen babies are adorable.
Tammany_Fall at 05:17 PM on 01/15/08
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@Conbon: Marvelous.
foodiefoo at 05:19 PM on 01/15/08
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Mistaking the man with the giant watch for Xenu, Suri is actually trying to jump out of the hands of Katie Holmes.
CasadelCarajo at 05:21 PM on 01/15/08
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Goddammit, my favorite fabric store is now contaminated with the crazies... Think they can fumigate?
Sargasm at 05:31 PM on 01/15/08
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@CasadelCarajo: They can sign up for an Audit later.
AndSheSaid at 07:34 PM on 01/15/08
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Katie has really got that hollowed out, haunted look, hasn't she?

Also -- @La Cieca -- thanks for that. Hee!
Carol Gardens at 07:52 PM on 01/15/08
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Think she got the idea to visit MOOD from PROJECT RUNWAY?
Contemptster at 08:39 PM on 01/15/08
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She's cute now, but wait until she unleashes her rage upon us SP's.
dyenia at 11:21 PM on 01/15/08
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fabrics for what? tents?
lovely nigerienne at 12:16 AM on 01/16/08
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Oh Gawker. Deliciously evil. Make it happen.
syl8 at 03:02 AM on 01/16/08
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Gawker you rock! You are not afraid of the big, bad scientologists. I've been wanting to see that video and everyone else took it off. I wish Joshua Jackson would tune in to see what kind of crazies his biological daughter is living with. Who cares about the mother all she wants to do is shop and spend Mr. Crazy's moolla money. She is no more than a doormat to Crazy Cruise.
kc23 at 11:15 PM on 01/19/08
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Thanks for standing up to the wacky controllers over at scientology hq.
BTW- Morton's book simply explains that the converts "believed" that Tom's child would be Hubbard reincarnate-and some gossiped about the possibility that the conception was actually artificial insemination of Hubbards DNA- but Morton does not give any credence to these completely fanatical ideas/beliefs. He simply addresses the weight of this child's birth with such insane beliefs amongst Tom's fellow cult members.

Who started the rumors (about the DNA) in the cult is up for grabs, but everyone needs a sliver of hope to cling to, and a saviour to guide them - right?