Barack Obama is a handsome man. Were the Democratic presidential candidate really to accept a blow job from a limo driver during a cocaine-fueled binge, wouldn't he have scored with someone a little hotter? (The hilariously implausible video accusation, from a toothless critic who claims he performed oral sex on Obama back in 1999 when he was still a local politician, is after the jump.)

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